Its Super Bowl Sunday. That sacred American tradition where friends gather around oversized TVs to watch commercials, referee blunders, and grown men slam into each other for three hours. For Chiefs and Eagles fans, this game is more than just football—it’s a battle of culinary superiority, civic pride, and who can complain louder about a holding call that happened three seasons ago.
But let’s get down to the important part: bourbon. Because while you’re out there yelling at your screen and pretending your team is morally superior, your bourbon choices reveal a lot about who you are as a fan. Here’s a no-holds-barred, painfully honest guide to what each fanbase will likely bring to their Super Bowl parties—and why.
Chiefs Fans’ Bourbon Picks
When you’re a Chiefs fan, everything comes with a side of barbecue sauce and a belief that Patrick Mahomes can walk on water. Your bourbon selections? A reflection of your taste for victory, tradition, and at least one questionable decision.
High-End Pick: Blanton’s Single Barrel
Why: Because when you’re sipping on Blanton’s, you can convince yourself that you’re living in football’s golden age—like the New England Patriots dynasty, but with fewer scandals (probably). Blanton’s is the Taylor Swift of bourbons: expensive, shows up in the conversation even though you don’t want it to, and available only to the lucky few who seem to know someone in the industry.
Pair it with: Your buddy’s “award-winning” brisket that tastes like sadness because he forgot to wrap it in foil.
Mid-Tier Pick: Four Roses Single Barrel
Why: Four Roses is the dependable, hardworking bourbon Chiefs fans gravitate toward when they’re not trying to flex their bottle collection. Smooth, flavorful, and just fancy enough to make your friends forget you pronounce “Missouri” wrong. You’ll pour this while explaining why Travis Kelce is the greatest tight end of all time and definitely NOT just popular because of his awkward-but-endearing dating show vibes.
Pair it with: Burnt ends that somehow taste better than the game-day commentary.
Low-Tier Pick: Benchmark Old No. 8
Why: Look, not everyone can afford high-end bourbon after blowing their budget on Mahomes jerseys, tailgate setups, and regrettable amounts of stadium nachos. Benchmark gets the job done without breaking the bank—like that backup QB you pray never has to actually take the field.
Pair it with: Your neighbor’s suspiciously dry ribs, which you pretend to love because “he’s really passionate about his smoker.”
Eagles Fans’ Bourbon Picks
Eagles fans are loud, proud, and allergic to humility. They’ll remind you (repeatedly) that Philadelphia is “the city of champions” and that their fanbase has character. Whatever that means. When it comes to bourbon, they bring bold flavors, big opinions, and zero apologies.
High-End Pick: Pappy Van Winkle 15 Year
Why: Because Eagles fans firmly believe they deserve the best—and they’re not afraid to let you know it. Pappy Van Winkle is elusive, prestigious, and just fancy enough to make Philly fans feel superior while discussing their quarterback’s “gritty leadership” and the city’s world–renowned food scene. (Translation: cheesesteaks and soft pretzels.)
Pair it with: An argument about whether Geno’s or Pat’s is the superior cheesesteak, which escalates into a shouting match that makes everyone else uncomfortable.
Mid-Tier Pick: Knob Creek 9-Year
Why: Much like Philly itself, this bourbon doesn’t mess around. It’s big, bold, and packs a punch—just like Eagles fans who think “boisterous” is a compliment. You’ll sip this while aggressively reminding your friends that Santa totally deserved those snowballs.
Pair it with: A hoagie that weighs more than a small child.
Low-Tier Pick: Evan Williams Green Label
Why: Eagles fans are nothing if not resourceful. When it’s time to cut costs (because Philly has already invested heavily in Super Bowl merch and maybe a few bail funds), Evan Williams Green Label is the go-to. Cheap, effective, and available in bulk—perfect for drowning out yet another argument about whether Jalen Hurts is “elite.”
Pair it with: A cheesesteak from that place your cousin swears is better, even though it’s basically just a hoagie with attitude.
Final Thoughts: The Real Winners of Super Bowl Sunday
At the end of the day, neither Chiefs fans nor Eagles fans will truly win. The referees will bungle calls, someone will burn the barbecue, and Philly fans will probably throw something at the screen (and miss). But there is one group of undisputed champions: the bourbon drinkers.
Because while your friends are losing their voices over controversial touchdowns and regrettable coaching decisions, you’ll be quietly sipping your bourbon, feeling smug and superior. You know the truth: Football is fleeting, but bourbon is forever.
So here’s to you, the bourbon drinker—the real MVP of Super Bowl Sunday.
